Movies That Won't Be Shown on the Lifetime Network

Hilarity courtesy of Bethany's MySpace.

-- Mother, May I Marry a Nice Doctor You Really Like?
-- The Ideal Husband (Not Meant Ironically)
-- A Child Accounted For and in No Danger
-- The Amicable Divorce and Custody Agreement
-- A Pleasant Family Christmas
-- The Man Who Was as Nice as He Initially Appeared to Be
-- My Daughter's Internet Pen Pal Who Is Another Preteen Girl
-- The Successful Surgery That Improved the Quality of the Patient's Life
-- The Number of Children We Planned For, All Healthy