So I've got this really weird family.

Odd facts about my family members:

Ryan:
-Reads the newspaper every morning
-Favorite t-shirt: my 8th grade class shirt (Brock Elliott c/o 2001)
-Second favorite t-shirt: green shirt reading "Irish"
-Third favorite t-shirt: says "I'm Perfect" (he had perfect attendance one year in high school)
-Owns a Michelle Branch CD
-Has a Super Bowl Ring
-Is an Eagle Scout
-Wakes up at 3:30 a.m.
-Dream day: sitting in library reading Holocaust/WWII books
-Same girlfriend for 5 years 5 months and 14 days
-Risks his life daily to ride his bike 4 miles on freeway to save on gas
-Favorite outfit: polar bear boxers and old man slippers
-Fascinations: storms, war
-Fears: water, rising gas prices
-Occupation: box mover

Matt:
-Doesn't own a cell phone
-Goes through two boxes of saltine crackers a week
-Does not wear a watch yet will arrive at any destination EXACTLY on time. Literally.
-Smells everything he sees
-Monitors chlorine levels in pools by tasting it
-Can name any president and his numerical order in American History on command
-Every computer password is the name of a deceased pet
-Has a large, intimidating poster of a tiger in his room
-Lets his cat in through his 2nd story window at night
-Hates sweets
-Never ate a peanut butter and jelly sandwich
-Favorite read: Garfield books
-Fears: elevators, work
-Fascinations: Creed, women with Spanish accents
-Occupation: dog charmer

Mom:
-Owns and operates the loudest vacuum known to mankind
-Bedtime: 9:30
-Spanish was her first language
-Goes weak at the knees at the sight of a cat (I got that from her)
-Has a fetish for guys with long, wavy blonde hair
-Would only leave my dad if Fabio came along
-Favorite read: Christian prarie romance novels
-Cannot check her email
-Dream day: getting five loads of laundry done, or tanning (baking) in the sun for 2 hour increments
-Can eat without chewing
-Favorite outfit: bikini or racy red dress
-Fears: germs, ants, technology
-Fascinations: Southern accents, dark shades of lip and nail color
-Occupation: domestic goddess, keeping us eligible for CalGrants

Dad:
-Mixes up Star Trek and Star Wars
-Drives a minivan
-Extracts maximum amount of ice cream from a container by scraping the opened box with a spatula
-Rationed a single bottle of cologne for over 10 years
-Has virtually the entire church directory's phone numbers memorized
-Stacks his coins from largest to smallest on his dresser each night
-Favorite food: prunes
-Plays the tuba
-Dream day: flying a model airplane or driving a motorboat
-Goes weak at the knees at the mention of Rick Warren
-Will reuse a styrofoam Jamba Juice cup for weeks, or until someone throws it away by force
-Fears: nail clippers, pop culture
-Fascinations: churches, Beatles impersonators