You know you're a Rindels if...

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- your dad must check Focus on the Family's "Plugged In" website every time you see a PG-13 movie.

-you've had leftover burritoes for the past five days.

- the last three movies you've seen in the theater were Narnia, Passion of the Christ and the Prince of Egypt.

- 80% of the worship band at your church is comprised of people with your last name.

- people have been known to suffer frostbite simply by walking into your house.

- you are the only person at your university to own a desktop computer.

- you know what "rabbit ears" are.

- "eating out" means dining in the backyard.

- your last family vacation logged no less than 5,000 miles on your vehicle.

- last week someone mistook your driveway for a Ford dealership.

- you have attended every church business meeting since birth in order to meet a quorum.

- your products of choice include the brands Suave, Scott and Kirkland Signature. You brush with Ultrabrite toothpaste.

- everyone wants you on their Bible trivia team.

- your cats are wildly promiscuous.

- your cats have never received veterinary care.

- the last time you left to attend children's camp, your mom took your two cats and their litter of eight to the pound and told you they "were in a better place."

- your curfew was once defined as "before dark." You were 18 at the time.
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1 comments:

Andy 12:01 PM  

I would just like to say that I meet many of those. Especially the one about the Focus on the Family Pluggedin one. I still check there to read reviews of movies.
--Andy

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